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- Hourly rate: 0/hr → 00/hr (pricing page + contact form)
- Footer tagline: 'Privacy-focused AI consulting' → 'AI consulting for real work'
- Added 'Owned and operated by Jezza Hehn' to all page footers
- Homepage hero: 'Self-hosted AI agents' → 'AI assistants that handle real work'
- Replaced 'Why Privacy' section with 'You own it. You control it.' section
- Reordered service cards: practical services first, privacy last
- Services page: accessible language, less jargon, reordered same way
- Removed 'processed via email and deleted from server' from forms
- Removed Monero payment option and I2P darknet upsell from pricing
- I2P link kept in footer but de-emphasized (just '🔒 I2P:' not 'I2P Mirror')
- Meta descriptions updated across all pages
- 'Starter (0-100)' → 'Starter (00-200)' in contact form dropdown
- Replaced 'OpenClaw/Ollama' terminology with 'AI assistant setup'
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<h1 class="title has-text-white">Free AI Audit</h1>
<p class="subtitle has-text-light">No strings, no sales pitch, no catch</p>
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We'll spend up to 30 minutes looking at your business workflow and tell you
exactly where AI could save you time or money. You get a written report with
specific, actionable recommendations. If none of them make sense for you, that's
fine too. No follow-up calls, no obligation.
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<h3 class="title is-5">🔍 Workflow Audit</h3>
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You describe your daily operations. We map out repetitive tasks, bottlenecks,
and manual processes that could be automated. You'll get a prioritized list of
opportunities with estimated time savings.
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<h3 class="title is-5">🔐 Privacy Check</h3>
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If you're already using AI tools (ChatGPT, Copilot, etc.), we check whether
your data is being used for training, stored on third-party servers, or
exposed in ways your customers wouldn't expect. Most small businesses don't
know this is happening.
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<h3 class="title is-5">🤖 Tool Fit Assessment</h3>
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There are hundreds of AI tools. We cut through the noise and recommend
2-3 that actually fit your specific use case, budget, and technical comfort
level. Includes self-hosted options that keep your data private.
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<h3 class="title is-5">📊 Automation Opportunity Report</h3>
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A written document (PDF or email) covering what we found, ranked by
impact and difficulty. Each recommendation includes an estimated cost
to implement and whether you could do it yourself with off-the-shelf
tools or need custom help.
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<h3 class="title is-5">💬 Prompt Engineering Review</h3>
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Already using AI but getting mediocre results? Send us your current prompts
and workflows. We'll rewrite them for better output, show you what changed,
and explain why. Often a 5-minute fix that saves hours.
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<h3 class="title is-5">🏗️ AI Readiness Check</h3>
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Thinking about deploying AI on your own hardware? We assess your current
infrastructure, bandwidth, and security posture. You'll know exactly what
you'd need to self-host AI agents and what it would cost.
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<li class="mb-3"><strong>Fill out the form</strong> below with a brief description of your business and what you'd like audited.</li>
<li class="mb-3"><strong>We review</strong> within 48 hours. If we need more info, we'll ask one clarifying question.</li>
<li class="mb-3"><strong>You get a written report</strong> delivered by email. Plain English, no jargon, no sales pitch.</li>
<li><strong>You decide</strong> whether any of it's worth pursuing. If yes, we can talk. If not, you still have the report.</li>
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<h3 class="title is-5">The "no catch" part</h3>
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<li class="mb-2">No email list signup. No newsletter. No retargeting ads.</li>
<li class="mb-2">We don't add you to a CRM or follow up if you don't respond.</li>
<li class="mb-2">The report is yours to keep, share, or ignore.</li>
<li class="mb-2">Why free? These audits cost us almost nothing to produce, and they're the best way we know to demonstrate competence. If we can spot real opportunities, you'll know we're the real deal. If we can't, you'll know that too.</li>
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<label class="label">Name</label>
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<label class="label">What do you want audited?</label>
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<option value="workflow">Workflow Audit — find automation opportunities</option>
<option value="privacy">Privacy Check — review how your AI tools handle data</option>
<option value="tools">Tool Fit — recommend AI tools for my use case</option>
<option value="prompts">Prompt Review — optimize my current AI prompts</option>
<option value="readiness">AI Readiness — assess infrastructure for self-hosting</option>
<option value="general">Not sure — surprise me</option>
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<label class="label">Describe your situation</label>
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Audit request received. We'll review your situation and send a report within 48 hours.
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No newsletter, no CRM, no follow-up unless you respond.
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